Them's the breaks

I broke a stick. It cost $200,000. It’s pretty funny when you think about it. Looking back now, it’s fair to say that breaking that stick was the bravest, and yet most craven thing I’ve ever been accused of doing. Bernie said I did it. All I did was beef bibimbab. That stick was sharp at both ends, if you know what I mean. It was also sharp all along its shaft.