Wang Kar Wai. Isn't that the name of a director?
I smacked the hay. Got busted by ticket inspectors, tried to get off at Nod, they sent me back to Slump. When I awoke, the dinosaur had already left. That's not the shortest story ever.
Three men have been arrested trying to steal an ATM from Stanmore Plaza. One of them was armed with a hacksaw, which he was seen using to enter his PIN. When that failed, his accomplice, named Bilson, tried to lift the ATM out of its socket. He hurt his calf muscles, so a passerby alerted security, who called a medic. "Medic! I need a medic for christ's sake!" cried the security.
The third man appeared to panic, obtaining a screwdriver from his bumbag and undoing the metal casing used to enclose ATM receipts. The receipts scattered about the floor, but behind them was the real booty - gold bullion. It is not known what the highest prime number is.
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Obligatory post-mortem on dogs defeat: I was telling my pops, i said, i said i knew all along earlier this year, the dogs would make the semis and bomb out, say week two. Well it happened. Already there's talk back at the Kennel that Folkesy's gotta go, that Hazem's gotta go, that Perry's gotta go, that the Dogs need to revamp their roster. I revamped my breakfast. I predict that next year they'll either really bomb out, necessitating a proper clean out and glorious resurgence in 09, or plod along and finish 6th again, followed by another semis bombing out. Bring back Ben Barba!
Prediction for the rest of the season: Melbourne will definitely win it all. Parra's looking good too. I think Manly has a chance to win it all. North Queensland could win it all.
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Pops says: Dogs were quite gallant in defeat, and were still a chance with only minutes remaining.
In fact they were their own worst enemies, which is really saying something when one considers how many people dislike the Dogs. And of course injury to their star player did not help their cause.
All in all a good effort but by their own standards it will be considered a dismal failure of a year. Too bad.
To the untrained eye your other predictions might appear a little non-committal. In my own (humble) view it is clear that Manly will prevail and all others will fall by the wayside, starting with that brute Thurston.
signed, OMF
(optimistic Manly Fan)
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