Australia and India are on the road to cordiality with the opposing captains engaging in a passionate kiss at a press conference today. The kiss was initiated by Australian captain Ricky Ponting, who said afterwards "Anil and I go way back. Way, way back. F*ck!"
FEDERER RECOVERS FROM ILLNESS
Ominously for the Australian Open field, Roger Federer is no longer feeling the effects of a flu that had him sidelined for the Kooyong Classic. At least one seed was reported to withdraw from the Open on hearing the news. "It's a tough call to make," said Dmitry Tursonov. "But it's not really worth playing if Roger is feeling well. I miss my home."
MOTHER LODE DRAWS DAVENPORT BACK AGAIN
New mother Lindsay Davenport has declared the reason behind returning from induced-pregnancy-induced retirement to play at this year's Australian Open: money. "I'm gonna get me some cash, my diggers," said Davenport. "That's what it's about now. I have a child to feed."
Above: Davenport was gracious in victory, allowing her opponent to share the spoils. (Photo: AP). Davenport was criticised for scheduling overmatched opponents in her return to competitive tennis.
2 comments:
I miss my home. hahaha ha!
You've really taken the 'drought-stricken farmers' idea and nurtured it into a weapon we can all use to elicit laughs.
Kudos to you Lisa. - cw
Hang on, what's missing my home got to do with drought-stricken farmers? The only funny thing I know to do with DSFs is [maniacal laugh]... Wipeout!
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