quesJane Eyre

what is your idea of perfect happiness?
    sitting on an aeroplane for 12 hours

what is your greatest fear?
    getting the hiccups and not ever losing them

which living person do you admire the most?
    my wife, for finding - and keeping - the catch of the century i.e. me

what is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
    my disregard for the downtrodden. screw 'em, and shame on me

what do you consider the most overrated virtue?
    modesty? professionalism? loyalty, honesty? there's so many, all of them overrated.

what do you dislike most about your appearance?
    my bad angles. no one should ever be allowed to gaze at me from any of my multiple bad angles.

what or who is the greatest love of your life?
    easy - my wife. as for the who part, that would have to be my kids

when and where were you happiest?
    when i opened the mail one day and found a cheque for $5000 just for getting good marks

which talent would you like to have?
    i'd like to be a good lover

what is your current state of mind?
    omnipotent

if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
    i'd swap my soul for jesus christ's, other than that i'd keep everything else the same

if you could change anything about your family, what would it be?
    i wish they had, like, superpowers

what do you consider your greatest achievement?
    i have never achieved anything

if you could choose what to come back as, what would it be?
    planet earth

what do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
    self doubt. no, it's not that. self hatred. i'm so stupid!

what is the quality you most like in a man?
    he catches the damn ball when i throw it to him

what is the quality you most like in a woman?
    being genuine and liking me

what do you value most in your friends?
    friends are the handrails of life, something to hold onto for support when you're drunk, sick or old. otherwise you don't need em, but some people try to skateboard down them

who are your favourite writers?
    just the classics: peter hartcher, peter fitzsimons, greg sheridan. i'm a real news junkie, it's a debilitating addiction that completely severs my connection to reality, while providing a kind of numbing warmth at the same time

who is your favourite hero of fiction?
    gandalf? i dunno, i need to read more fiction. tyrion lannister.

who are your heroes in real life?
    the chief executive at my work

what is it that you most dislike?
    manly. probably manly.

how would you like to die?
    handcuffing myself to you and jumping into a cauldron of molten bronze

what is your motto?
    don't look for the use, don't look for the meaning