Tuesday, September 02, 2008

newsradio

Maribus Bender: Brendan Nelson, you've been quoted as saying 'no comment', is there anything else you'd like to add?
Brendan Nelson: Simply this - tomato sauce. Supersize me!
MB: Yes, but surely you'd have to concede, your approval rating is pitiful to the max.
BN: Look, I don't comment on the numbers. Suffice it to say, the set of all natural numbers includes both irrational and rational numbers.
MB: Very well. Can I just ask you about your treasurer, Malcolm Turnbull?
BN: Very much so.
MB: Yes, is that right?
BN: Yen. I have a deep hole in my yard. It's a well.
MB: Brendan Nelson, thankyou very much.

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