human kindness

sitting, huddled over his computer, perpy tapped away at the keys. with his beak. for perpy was a bird! but in fact, perpy was, like you and me, a robot. bruce got to thinking - if i can't snap out of this funk then i'll never achieve my goals in life. and if there's one thing i want to achieve in life, it's my goals! perpy pecked a hole in bruce's teeth until bruce cried with pain. stoppit! it was all too much so perpy went to bed, and bruce followed her. as is so often the case these days, the bed was cold, so perpy warmed it up by releasing body heat. for this bruce was thankful and bruce thanked perpy in the usual way - a five star salute to the dog star sirius, using only a teaspoon and some bubic. they were so tired - dog tired - that they very easily entered a state of almost dreaminess, and this was a real pleasure.