i'm a big fan of succulents

Do yourself a favour and head down to the succulents garden at the Botanic. There's some wild succulents there - not wild, but freaky, you know what i mean. I discovered my favourite plant there and one day I hope to own it.

Nope, that's not it. But pretty cool, huh?

It's pretty close to this one, except - get this - the trunk has spines all over it. That's so cool.

I wouldn't mind having a garden that looks like that.

By the way, I really don't care for the ubiquitous little balcony succulents, you know the ones that people put on their window sill above the kitchen sink? They have every right to exist, but they're just not on the same plane of awesomeness as these ones.